Friday, November 17, 2006
Officially Sorta Cool!
You read that right folks, as of 3pm yesterday, I am officially sorta cool. (The following should be read in the fashion of an actor winning an Oscar) First I would like to thank God without whom none of this is possible. Next, I would like to thank my wife for staying by my side during those years of addiction to an inferior product. I love you baby, without you being by my side and helping me, I would still be addicted today. Um. Um. I would also like to thank Jim and Mel for having a subscription to MacWorld and letting me read it, so I can learn the errors of my previous ways. Who am I forgetting? Oh yeah, I would finally like to thank Steve Jobs for making this wonderful machine. If it was not for him, and the others mentioned previously, I would still be trapped in my addiction to a product that was made by the Devil aka Bill Gates aka Microsoft Windows. Thank you, I love you all. (Take a few steps stage left, realize it's wrong exit, turn around and exit stage right with beautiful woman on my arm.)
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Thanks for remembering your parents and THE LONG HOURS OF HARD LABOR I went through to have you in this world!
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You are hilarious man. I'll stay with my AMD Dual core with 1meg of L2 cache (x2 of course, dual core and all that) and dual vid option of SLI on my board regardless of the retardity of MS. Because I like games.
P.S. I'm retarded and can't spell thus the earlier deletion.
P.P.S. Six classes is brutal.
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